DON’T GET HORNY AROUND ME. I’M AN EMPATH. — Tee

Soft, sharp, and a little too self-aware. This tee delivers dry humour with a straight face — a statement that feels equal parts boundary and bait. The bold red serif print hits clean against the fabric, reading like a line you weren’t supposed to say out loud… but did anyway.

Cut in a relaxed, easy silhouette, it sits just right — structured but effortless. The midweight cotton keeps its shape while staying breathable, so it works from slow mornings to late-night conversations without missing a beat.

It’s playful, slightly unhinged, and quietly confident. A Baby Byte kind of line.

Why you’ll love it:

• Statement back print with ironic, self-aware edge
• Soft midweight cotton that holds structure
• Relaxed fit for everyday wear
• Easy to style, hard to ignore

Details:

• 100% cotton (solid colours)
• Medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric
• Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape
• Ribbed collar + shoulder tape for shape retention
• Dual print: DTG main graphic, DTF accents
• Tear-away label for comfort
• Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton

Care:
Machine wash cold (30°C), tumble dry low, do not iron directly on print, no dry clean.